LFW SS11: Rocha
When leaving Osman I saw John Rocha lurking around the back of the tent smoking. Most designers I wouldn’t recognise, but blame it on the Debenham’s posters. Goodbye anonymity! Due to the papal visit, there was no way for me to get to the Groucho for Cooperative Designs and get back in time for Rocha.... Continue Reading
LFW SS11: Osman (not my adorable friend from Sketchbook)
The ramshackle nature of LFW holds a certain kind of charm. This time, the charm had waned as it was even more slapdash than ever. What on earth was going on in that main tent? What was with the overzealous and enthusiastic manhandling by security? Where were the bottles of Chambord? It was only 3pm,... Continue Reading
LFW SS11: Lako Bukia
I thought the scariest thing I would come across in LFW was an inflatable monstrosity with a canine to match. Thankfully I was wrong. But I didn’t account for Janice Dickinson. Being in her eyeline, I cowered. That day was not the most convenient time for me to turn into stone. (Is it ever a... Continue Reading
LFW SS11: BODYAMR
Bodyamr is always one of my favourite shows in LFW. The clothes are always sensual, the models are always curvy and lush and the atmosphere is delightfully fun and infectious. Continue Reading
LFW SS11: Daks AKA “I should have checked my inbox properly.”
Ah, jetlag. Something I can moan about, without fail every year. Not sure why I get it so bad. It’s probably because I am a verified insomniac. I love to sleep, but cannot sleep. With three hours sleep under my belt, I flung myself into the second day of LFW wholeheartedly. Or halfheartedly. There was... Continue Reading
SPOTTED: Random British sleb at G Star Raw, NYFW SS11
Hi Nick Grimshaw! Er hi? How are you? I’m good thanks! Did you enjoy the show? *makes face* I liked the models not the clothes. Can I take a picture of you? Sure why not! By the way, what happened to your hair? What do you mean? It looks terrible. It cost a lot of... Continue Reading
SPOTTED: Wendy Lam of Nitrolicious @ G Star Raw NYFW SS11
Didn’t get the shoes in, they were fierce, to use Tyra’s vernacular. Continue Reading
This is perhaps, the best Bollywood movie in the world.
Guess what I’ll be doing on the 24th September. Click here to see Aishwariya Rai do the robot. (As in the dance!) Continue Reading
Ben from LA SHARK in Stainer Street
Dear Ben of LA SHARK who I used to work with, spotted in Stainer Street, looking incredibly fabulous. Ben, you are straight, and we love you more for it. Continue Reading



