Archive | February, 2011

Court perjurer and all around angry person, Naomi Campbell seems to be the latest er, ploy to lure readers to purchasing tomes of glossy paper. Who said print was dead?

Figuring that not just printing Miss Campbell in various nude poses was enough, GQ have also decided to foist her on us as a somewhat ‘intellectual’ and have her a feature where she meets and interviews world leaders; first Chávez back in 2008 which led me to believe that she no way thought up all of those questions, but instead came up with a couple of gems of her own, including:

Would you go topless like Vladimir Putin?
Why not? Touch my muscles!

Next on her (GQ’s) list was Putin for the March 2011 issue. I have a feeling that Naomi may have been left to her own devices when she got the call for the interview. The glee at putting together an actual piece of work for a real life magazine must have given as much excitement as receiving those dirty little pebbles. But probably not the aftermath. I’ve got to give her props though, for turning what could have been a rather serious piece of journalism into an interview for a dating agency. Have a read via the link below. If anything, it’ll confuse enough to forget that you’re annoyed because a handsome hobo stole your danish.

(Note: Dylan Jones also wrote an article on Chávez which is more vom-inducing than the aforementioned interview. At least Nay kept it real.)

via: GQ

P.S. When you click on the link, look at the address bar after. Brings the lulz.