When I head back to the second motherland of the good ol’ US of (h)A(y) – I really don’t get a chance to update my blog. Sometimes I do. This time I didn’t. When I wasn’t swanning around in the desert at Coachella (yes I went, hate on me as you will, but I made a pact and I went), overeating in Hollywood (too hot to eat at Coachella) or working/not working in NY – I barely had time to sit down and write a simple blog post – that my dears, I apologise for that.

Here’s a picture of myself and two dear friends of mine slutting around (after a bit of restyling by me, I can make anything look infinitely more amazing) in a Queens supermarket purchasing snacky goods for my friend’s “Sluts & Vicars” housewarming. That should tide you over while I catch up.