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That’s Not The Only Thing That’ll Be Fake During Sex: The Louis Vuitton Condom

HAW.

So I saw this on ONTD and I was all ‘Whuuuttt no’ but Marc Jacobs has Marc by Marc Jacobs condoms, and he’s the creative director of Louis Vuitton so you know, this could work. Granted they cost a dollar fifty (from the Marc by Marc Jacobs store) each as opposed to $68. But what better way to show how much you care for a girl by um, wrapping up in a designer johnny. You not only wanna protect her from getting knocked up, you want to do it while making her forget that you didn’t supersize her fries at McDonalds, and refused to pay for a taxi home – instead waited for the night bus and didn’t offer your jacket. And a portion of the proceeds are meant to go to amFAR. Sounds..about right.

Imagine my sadness when I found out that the Louis Vuitton Condom is not affiliated with our favourite luggage maker, but Georgian architect (and all around LV fan it seems) Irakli Kiziria who, um, obviously got tired of waiting for 10 years for a project to see fruition, decided to dabble in unauthorised contraception. How long will this go before he gets, well, cockblocked?

I wish I could be witty enough to make some more puns and wisecracks, but I think Ghana Celebrities saves me the trouble and does it best.

The first question I asked myself when I read this was; how will a man decide which chick is worth a Louis Vuitton condom and who is worth the ordinary stinking Durex? I nearly slapped the last guy who tried to used non-scented condom on me, I hate the ordinary scent of condoms and it becomes worse if mixed with the STICKY WHITISH THINK…LOL

Check out the comments too. Classic.

via: Louis Vuitton Condom

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In all honesty, no-one has got moves like Jagger

How many other frontmen do you know could pull off that tight purple V-neck/white flares combo?

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JUMPER FUN

via: I AM FASHION, HEAR ME ROAR

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Tall Tales on a Tuesday: Press Releases do the work for you

I really don’t understand when bloggers copy and paste press releases as posts. The term “You’re a fucking moron comes to mind.” Not only is it lazy – if I wanted to read a press release I’d just check my email.

The icing on the cake has to be when they leave the signature in, along with the trademark kiss.

IF YOU CAN’T STICK A FEW WORDS IN A COHERENT SENTENCE, I DESPAIR.

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The Friday/Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Parody Mashup

I lol’ed, super hard. I can’t decide if my favourite part is when Harry dances or when Voldy does the Parseltongue rap…

via:Buzzfeed

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Bey, that’s not how you cook a steak

You have to wait for the coals to burn down to white first. However you can use some of the foil from your Gareth Pugh ensemble to make a drip tray.

Beyoncé Knowles by Sharif Hamza for Dazed & Confused July 2011 via: Fashion Gone Rogue

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Yo USA, I think we should do swapsies on our leaders


What a class act, MObama in Ralph Lauren. Whatta classy dame!

The Obamas are too damn cool, and everybody loves them. America, you love right wingers. Let’s cut a deal, we’ll swap them for the Camerons, and we’ll even throw in Clegg as a bonus. He might even perk up over in the US of A.  Howzat?

Image via: The Cut

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Black Cat Balloon Company’s Muppet Project


If you don’t know who these two are, you need to be chastised severely.

The Black Cat Balloon Company’s bio says of its sole owner, Susanne Ritchie – “What do you do with a B.A. in English? You make balloon animals.”

Damn straight. What did I do with a BSc in Psychology? According to my father, nothing. According to my mother, very low paid jobs with shitty employers. And according to everyone else, I’m living my dream.

But I digress. Susanne with her wonderful balloon twistin’ skillz, is putting them to good use by making balloon Muppets. You can see all her balloons on her Flickr and blawg too.


SUPER GROVER!

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It’s Friday

Time for a GIF.

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Everything can be explained with a GIF

As inspired by my dear friend in pop culture arms, Lira Leirner who did a post on GIFs just yesterday, I have also decided what the hey, I’ll do one too! I like to pepper the odd gif here and there, but as I once said to someone, I could look up GIFs the whole day.

Here’s a selection of my favourite, to do with some of my favourite TV shows, and MORE.

Shirley Pulp Fiction
Donald Glover LeVar Burton Community

Fendi Swag

Emma Stone - Shower Scene - Easy A
James van der Beek - Cabbage Patch
50 Cent Rebecca Black FridayJames van der Beek - Happy
Bill Cosby spinning a white kid
Ryan Gosling Dancing
Cee Lo Bird Grammys
Ryan Gosling Topless
Ryan Gosling taking his shirt off
WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT
Patrick Bateman Oscar Shakira shaking her bum

Community White People Problems
Community Pulp Fiction Jack Rabbit slims Twist Contest


Owned

Jack Rabbit Slims Twist Contest

Cat WinkBiel Boobie Bounce
Chang in Pulp Fiction

Tyra Banks

Sweet Justin Bieber SNL

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