So I saw this on ONTD and I was all ‘Whuuuttt no’ but Marc Jacobs has Marc by Marc Jacobs condoms, and he’s the creative director of Louis Vuitton so you know, this could work. Granted they cost a dollar fifty (from the Marc by Marc Jacobs store) each as opposed to $68. But what better way to show how much you care for a girl by um, wrapping up in a designer johnny. You not only wanna protect her from getting knocked up, you want to do it while making her forget that you didn’t supersize her fries at McDonalds, and refused to pay for a taxi home – instead waited for the night bus and didn’t offer your jacket. And a portion of the proceeds are meant to go to amFAR. Sounds..about right.
Imagine my sadness when I found out that the Louis Vuitton Condom is not affiliated with our favourite luggage maker, but Georgian architect (and all around LV fan it seems) Irakli Kiziria who, um, obviously got tired of waiting for 10 years for a project to see fruition, decided to dabble in unauthorised contraception. How long will this go before he gets, well, cockblocked?
I wish I could be witty enough to make some more puns and wisecracks, but I think Ghana Celebrities saves me the trouble and does it best.
The first question I asked myself when I read this was; how will a man decide which chick is worth a Louis Vuitton condom and who is worth the ordinary stinking Durex? I nearly slapped the last guy who tried to used non-scented condom on me, I hate the ordinary scent of condoms and it becomes worse if mixed with the STICKY WHITISH THINK…LOL
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