The following is the opinion of the writer and is not intended to malign any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, or individual. The views are my own, and do not in any way reflect the views of the site they are posted on (well they kind of do), other sites affiliated with this site, the staff involved with the site (which is just me), or any other members of this site (perhaps in my blogging network). The fact that I’m a bit of a git is not legal grounds to sue me. Furthermore, I don’t have any money, so the most you’d get from me is a mulish look in court.

Furthermore, the individual letters, words, and punctuation marks involved had no option but to be placed into the story, and should not be held accountable for the writer’s statements. Any spelling or grammatical errors are not the responsibility of the the schools the author attended, the teachers the author was taught by, the regional governments who did or did not fund the author’s educational system, or anyone else involved in the author’s education. In point of fact, the author takes full responsibility for his actions and opinions and does not hold his parents, siblings, other relations, friends, neighbors, acquaintances, people in any proximity, or for anything else the author may or may not have done. The author freely admits that her views may not be the same as those of his religious group (hell no), ethnic group (who knows? I don’t fraternise with other BanGOHlis), or alleged friends or lovers (people don’t tend to talk that much when they’re horizontal).

Some of the images used are mine, most of them are not. Whether they’re not, I’ve tried to credit them properly. If you find something that I’ve used off Google Image Search and have a bee in your bonnet about it, because it belongs to you, then you should say so, and be able to show that it’s yours and it’ll be gone before you can say Jeremy Hunt.

The blog takes all responsible measures to make sure the content is valid and true when referring to news sources but things change so fast these days y’know? I blame the internet. If there’s any errors, look man, I’m not glued to my computer 24/7 – I write how it is at that time. If I have made a glaring omission, I will change it. Most of the time, I haven’t. I’m pretty anal.

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Thanks to Writing.com, Blog Herald and DisclosurePolicy.org for the disclaimer help.

P.S I know my tenses are all over the place, but what can I say? I had a state education.